Top 8 Reasons - How I dislocated my shoulder...

The two hours of my life that felt like 20 were the distressful moments when I dislocated my shoulder playing racquet ball. Going nuts over burning calories by putting myself to rigorous exercise via playing racquet ball wasn't such a good idea after all. I would be blogging this agonizing experience pretty soon that occurred at the gym in my work campus.

After the doc fixed my shoulder I was advised to immobilize my arm by curbing in the sling for about 3 weeks. That means no work for 3 weeks?? Yeah right! you dream about it my friend. After resting for about 4 days and getting the nerves back to type again I was back to work. I met all my colleagues and well-wishers and everyone had the same question:
What happened?

Like a sincere 5 year old school going kid, I did narrate the entire incident couple of times. I am not sure about them, but it was a boring monotonous affair for me. I decided to come up with at least 8 other (fake) reasons for how I dislocated my shoulder and add some spice to my saga.

My favorite ones are lined up in ascending order:


1. I was coding (programming) too hard for the release.

While telling the reason to Jonathan (my colleague)....
2. Someone asked me, do you know Jonathan, I said yes and next thing he broke my shoulder.
3. My shoulder said "I rather pop out than having to have shake hands with this guy"
4. I was trying to sell CA backup product.
5. I am married, you know.
6. I was driving on I-495 and the sign said "No Shoulder" .
7. This is my Boss's way of communication.
8. My wife asked me to give a helping hand, and I took it literally....

-Pankya